Description
Your warning has been issued.
The snapping turtle doesn’t bluff.
Armed with prehistoric armor, a permanent bad attitude, and exactly zero patience, this design is for anyone whose social battery has reached critical levels. Funny because it’s relatable—and just intimidating enough to encourage people to give you a little space.
Wear responsibly.
Perfect for:
* Monday mornings
* Office meetings
* Parents
* Anglers
* People who value personal space
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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