I Don’t Give a Schist Hooded long-sleeve tee

Description

Some days, you just don’t give a schist.

Millions of years of heat. Unimaginable pressure. And absolutely zero patience for nonsense.

The perfect shirt for anyone who’s been through a little metamorphism and come out with an attitude.

Featuring a rugged, vintage-inspired illustration of beautifully layered metamorphic rock against a dramatic mountain landscape, I Don’t Give a Schist combines geological science, dry humor, and a healthy dose of indifference.

With its retro typography, earthy colors, and detailed rock formations, this design is made for geologists, rockhounds, field scientists, and outdoor enthusiasts who know that sometimes the best response is simply to let geological processes take their course.

Wear it in the field, on the trail, around the campfire, or during your next departmental meeting. After all, life’s too short to take for granite.

Perfect For
* Geologists, earth scientists, and geology students
* Rockhounds, mineral collectors, and amateur geologists
* Field scientists, naturalists, and outdoor adventurers
* Earth science teachers and professors with a sense of humor
* Anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor and clever science puns
* Unique gifts for geology graduates, coworkers, and rock enthusiasts

With its long sleeves and comfortable hood, this tee is perfect for layering, allowing you to create stylish outfits all year round. Plus, its lightweight construction allows for unrestricted movement, ensuring that you feel at ease no matter the occasion.

• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (128.84 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, and United States.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!