Description
Some days, you just don’t give a schist.
Millions of years of heat. Unimaginable pressure. And absolutely zero patience for nonsense.
The perfect shirt for anyone who’s been through a little metamorphism and come out with an attitude.
Featuring a rugged, vintage-inspired illustration of beautifully layered metamorphic rock against a dramatic mountain landscape, I Don’t Give a Schist combines geological science, dry humor, and a healthy dose of indifference.
With its retro typography, earthy colors, and detailed rock formations, this design is made for geologists, rockhounds, field scientists, and outdoor enthusiasts who know that sometimes the best response is simply to let geological processes take their course.
Wear it in the field, on the trail, around the campfire, or during your next departmental meeting. After all, life’s too short to take for granite.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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